Sounds easypeasy... but would it not be even more effective to have Russia send an Atom-Submarine (no activatable bomb on board, but nobody knows that) to Greenlands coast and occupy one of the islands making this a NATO defence situation and of course USA will help immediatly and bring in military etc all over Greenland, then stepping out of NATO and proclaiming: Greenland is now US territory. Looking at the map, it looks like even two flys (Greenland + Canada) could be catched with the same intelligence clap. I am sure Russia will be happy to help US president, given the trustful relation the two presidents have with one another. Russia only wants the Baltics, Poland and Ukraine... oh well... Hungary and Austria would be quite nice as well. A big beautiful bargain, or not? Peace forever. China can have the rest of the world ... except Taiwan, Japan, South Corea, New Zealand and Australia. I forgot rest of Europe. Well, it's population is already divided sufficiently and a good portion of its population is stupid enough so it will follow US according to the proven MEGA plan a little later - a no brainer.
What about the Innuit dogs? Shoot or convert to Waymo drivers...?
UnOfficial Clown Army of Resistance (C.A.R.) statement on this plan: "Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. Oh. Wait. We're already here."
Well written, but isn't it sad that we even have to think about Greenland in this way?
Thank you and yes, it is sad. We have come down in the world.
Sounds vaguely familiar to what is being attempted by Russia with another country, the name of which escapes me at the moment…...
Attempted? The Russian's aren't coming, they are here: occupying the White House.
Thanks for this hilarious piece. Started off my day right.
Sounds easypeasy... but would it not be even more effective to have Russia send an Atom-Submarine (no activatable bomb on board, but nobody knows that) to Greenlands coast and occupy one of the islands making this a NATO defence situation and of course USA will help immediatly and bring in military etc all over Greenland, then stepping out of NATO and proclaiming: Greenland is now US territory. Looking at the map, it looks like even two flys (Greenland + Canada) could be catched with the same intelligence clap. I am sure Russia will be happy to help US president, given the trustful relation the two presidents have with one another. Russia only wants the Baltics, Poland and Ukraine... oh well... Hungary and Austria would be quite nice as well. A big beautiful bargain, or not? Peace forever. China can have the rest of the world ... except Taiwan, Japan, South Corea, New Zealand and Australia. I forgot rest of Europe. Well, it's population is already divided sufficiently and a good portion of its population is stupid enough so it will follow US according to the proven MEGA plan a little later - a no brainer.
This is brilliant! I can't wait to buy property in Greenland/newest US state! Let freedom ring!!